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drummer's stump

why buy the cow

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drummer's stump
I once heard a smurf say " If I had to do it all over again, I would live in a single wide and fill it with grouse dogs and SxS's". When you put that shiny rock on their finger they turn in to nutcases. I just ran the Internet/tv cable to the dog kennel, putting in the woodstove and mini bar this afternoon.

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Brad Eden
This does not bode well. Arent you still on your honeymoon?

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DennisMcFeely
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drummer's stump
nope just starting to plan my death

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Brad Eden
nope just starting to plan my death

I take it it didn't go well. There are pills for that you know.

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Briarscratch

Perhaps you'll find this quote from Thoreau inspirational....

“Most men lead lives of quiet desperation and go to the grave with the song still in them.”

While you're mulling that over you might want to cease and desist from any cow references when speaking about your bride.  It will only make your quietly desperate journey longer and more desperate. And don't fool yourself, there is no such thing as free milk.  

Welcome to manhood.

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pa'tridge hunters
It takes a little time to adjust to living with another person. This is what Cindy has told me any how :D .

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Brad Eden
Menopause beats earlier craziness hands down. Just sayin.

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Lars

Here's a magazine you may be interested in. Sometimes I think of getting a subscription.  :down:

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Brad Eden

Hmmm, I just folded clothes, put a wash in, filled dishwasher and am planning dinner...

And am working too. Hmmmmmmmm :glare:

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rprovines
nope just starting to plan my death

I take it it didn't go well. There are pills for that you know.

Yeah, but it's hell getting them to take those pills. So suspicious.....

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Brad Eden
nope just starting to plan my death

I take it it didn't go well. There are pills for that you know.

Yeah, but it's hell getting them to take those pills. So suspicious.....

touché

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PartridgeCartridge
That singlewide sounds better by the minute.

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ANF grousin

Sounds like she is at least letting you keep the dogs.

As for the original question, you need to buy the cow so we have a reason for a bachelor party :devil:

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