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Big Al

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ccavacini

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walt lister

Blond walks up to the RR ticket window and asks to buy a round trip ticket. The agent asks "where to?", The blond answers "here,  of course".

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Mike Connally

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WPG Gizmo

When I was a kid we used to go to the circus to see the tattooed fat lady

 

No I just go to Walmart

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topdog1961
3 hours ago, WPG Gizmo said:

When I was a kid we used to go to the circus to see the tattooed fat lady

 

No I just go to Walmart

 

At least the one at the circus had the dignity to not wear her dirty PJs and house slippers.  

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Mike Connally

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NW River Mac

I was going to tell the joke about time travel but, none of you like it. 

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Big Al

My wife's name is Kitty.  She didn't like this joke the first time I told it some 50 years ago and she still doesn't like it.  No sense of humor.😀  Everybody else laughs.

 

If Kitty married Conway Twitty her name would be Kitty Twitty.

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bruski

A tattooed lady, an elephant and blonde walk into a bar.

The bartender looks up and says "What is this? A joke?"

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ccavacini

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steveziv

I may have posted this one in a previous thread but,

 

A moth goes to the doctor's office and tells the doctor he is depressed, unhappy with his life and career,

feels unloved by his friends and family and life seems hopeless.

 

The doctor says; you have serious emotional problems and obviously need to see a psychologist, why did you come to me?  The moth replies; the light was on.

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walt lister

A farmer was leaning on his fence talking to the seed salesman when a three legged pig walked by. The salesman was curious and asked about the pig. "Wy, that pig saved my life", the farmer said. "I was sleeping in the house when the pig woke me up by squealin' real loud and bangin' into the door enough to wake me and I saw that the house was on fire. Yessir, that pig saved my life". "Did the pig lose the leg in the fire"? The salesman asked. "Well, no" the farmer said, "When you have a pig that saves your life you don't eat him all at once".

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