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E Pointer

best bumper sticker ever

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E Pointer

I hope this isnt to out of line but i saw the best bumper sticker ever on the way to work this morning.  It said:

Guns kill people, like spoons made Rosy odonnell fat.

I hate bumper stickers but for some reason I really want to put this one on my truck. adam

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Pat Berry
Rosy odonnell

Now has her own prime time variety show.

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Briarscratch

I like the one I saw in up-upstate NY -

"Against logging?  Try wiping with plastic."

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Breakfast Boy

Seen two on the same vehicle...

"Jesus loves you...everyone else thinks your an ***hole."

"My other ride is your mom."

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B du B

I always like the one that says "Imagine Whirled Peas".

Then try not to - but you can't.

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nobirdshere
A few months ago, I saw one that said "Don't **** with Wisconsin". It had a skull on it and I thought it was far better than the "Don't mess with Texas" with Texas flag stuff. I wanted one.

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Flush

I saw a big bad axe 1-ton dually the other day just outside of the ultra-liberal Boulder, Colorado.

It had a Marines sticker on one side of the bumper and a

"Give WAR a chance"       on the other.

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Tony Cote

My all time favorite dates back to the 1980 presidential race:

"Teddy for Lifeguard"

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kdvollmer
"Jesus loves you...everyone else thinks your an ***hole."

Dang Blast it.   You took my favorite.  I saw it on a truck in Orlando.

My next favorite though:

This is my Peace Sign   ( has a rifle cross hair in the middle )

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patriot

How about:

GUNS CAUSE CRIME LIKE FLIES CAUSE GARGABE

Picked one up at the local gun shop.

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gungho
"I just neutered the cat, and now he is a liberal"

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redtop

Rosy odonnell

Now has her own prime time variety show.

She's still fat and I think insane.

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Shotster

In the parking lot of our main post office...

"Guns don't kill people...Postal Workers kill people"

Hey...at least some of them have a sense of humor (or something like that).

I made one for my dad years ago...

Teddy Kennedy's station wagon has killed more people than all of my guns!

He loved that, and had it on every car for about 15 years till he passed away four years ago.

Shotster

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redtop
I have a Liberal Arts Degree- do you want fries with that.

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