WPG Gizmo Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 As Paula says why buy the pig when you get the sausage for free Link to post Share on other sites
PartridgeCartridge Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 As Paula says why buy the pig when you get the vienna sausage for free Now lets be honest here Gary. Link to post Share on other sites
Brad Eden Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 Any woman members care to chime in and put these big bad manly men in their place? One just did. hhhahahahahah... there, took care of that for whoever. Link to post Share on other sites
Hunshatt Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 Any woman members care to chime in and put these big bad manly men in their place? One just did. hhhahahahahah... there, took care of that for whoever. I hate when you beat me to the underhanded pitches...( I was going to say softballs, but thought it might hit to close to home for you ) Link to post Share on other sites
trust me Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 An ugly guy with big ears bought a cow once. She was a lovely cow with big green eyes and she could moo like a bird. And the milk! Lordy, milk by the gallons. Oh sure, while I was considering buying the cow, she occasionally would go cow-crazy and kick the stall and throw the milk bucket, but those times were few and quickly forgotten. And then the cow had a calf or three. The cow developed 12 distinct personalities and 11 of them were spawned from Satan. The milk dried up and the cow crazies came every 28 days like clockwork. I and the calves would look at the calendar, sprint to the ladder and hide in the loft and cringe in fear for days while the cow kicked and charged about the barn below. Well, a few years of that cow, and let me tell you, I was ready to give up ranching. I sold the cow and gave her the barn and everything in it and moved to a little shed on the other side of town. No milk now for me, but I've replaced it with hunting birds nearly as often as I like. And now I show every sign of living happily ever after. The End. Link to post Share on other sites
Hunshatt Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 thats a freakin riot...... Link to post Share on other sites
drummer's stump Posted December 29, 2009 Author Share Posted December 29, 2009 WOW, I do a little wedding planning rant. 5 pages really, a simple rant turned into 5 pages. Link to post Share on other sites
PartridgeCartridge Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 5 pages really, a simple rant turned into 5 pages. Just consider it good practice. Oh, and practice your grovelling skills too. You're gonna need 'em. Link to post Share on other sites
WyomingArt Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 Once upon a time, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. 'Tie me up,' she purred, ' then you can do anything you want.' So he tied her up and went fishing and bird hunting. And he and his bird dogs lived happily ever after. Link to post Share on other sites
mschaefer Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 WOW, I do a little wedding planning rant. 5 pages really, a simple rant turned into 5 pages. Maybe that should tell you something Link to post Share on other sites
hunbum Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 I live in a single wide, complete with dird bogs, shotguns, flyrods, guitars, a nice recliner, etc...I highly reccomend it... Link to post Share on other sites
PartridgeCartridge Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 I live in a single wide, complete with dird bogs, shotguns, flyrods, guitars, a nice recliner, etc...I highly reccomend it... What is a dird bog? Link to post Share on other sites
North Dakota Hntr Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 Bought a cow 29 years ago, the 19th of Dec. Lordy for milk, so much it hurt. Not so much milk now but it's sweeter than honey, Oh, and I do go bird hunting whenever I want and nary a moo. Caig Link to post Share on other sites
Robert Meister Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 Caig Whats a Caig? Link to post Share on other sites
ScottGrush Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 Maybe some of us are sucky husbands. Just sayin. Here! Oh, I thought someone was taking roll call. Link to post Share on other sites
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