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This thread could be the begining of something Genius.

No, the LA is organized these days and monitor incessin.... incessetl.... incesent.... constantly. No way that will ever happen again.

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When he finally shows up a third time it will be moronic. Or I will be, depending on your perspective.
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It sure is the start of something stupid then.

What the heck is going on? You have been pretty funny as of late, just does not feel right.

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This thread could be the begining of something Genius.

No, the LA is organized these days and monitor incessin.... incessetl.... incesent.... constantly. No way that will ever happen again.

Incontinent? Too much sweet corn might explain that.

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It sure is the start of something stupid then.

What the heck is going on? You have been pretty funny as of late, just does not feel right.

I am subject to BB fatigue like everyone else. It creates wise ass on liners. Plus someone has to take up some of the the slack left by the cleaned up clown.

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It sure is the start of something stupid then.

What the heck is going on? You have been pretty funny as of late, just does not feel right.

Corn is ripe.  Stinky is no where to be found.  Joann is happy.  Brad is happy.

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Think I saw Stinky dead on the side of the road yesterday.  There was a little cardboard sign next to his body that read "Frankfort or Bust"....

Guess he got the latter.

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Think I saw Stinky dead on the side of the road yesterday.  There was a little cardboard sign next to his body that read "Frankfort or Bust"....

Guess he got the latter.

Finally I can rest easy. Directions? Id like to retrieve his body and bury him out back in the corn patch.

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Think I saw Stinky dead on the side of the road yesterday.  There was a little cardboard sign next to his body that read "Frankfort or Bust"....

Guess he got the latter.

Finally I can rest easy. Directions? Id like to retrieve his body and bury him out back in the corn patch.

Fertilizer?

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Directions? Id like to retrieve his body and bury him out back in the corn patch.

Directions......

1. Hold shovel in vertical position.

2. While supporting shovel handle with hand, use foot to press spade into soil.

3. Pull shovel handle backward to about 45 degree angle and remove soil.

4. Place soil next to hole (kinda like digging a post hole).

5. Repeat steps 1 through 4 until an acceptable grave is dug.

6. Place Stinky in grave.

7. Return soil to hole, covering Stinky.

8. Compact soil firmly but not so firmly as to show disrespect to Stinky.

Note: Grave marker stones are a nice touch but will make future gardening difficult.

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Directions? Id like to retrieve his body and bury him out back in the corn patch.

Directions......

1. Hold shovel in vertical position.

2. While supporting shovel handle with hand, use foot to press spade into soil.

3. Pull shovel handle backward to about 45 degree angle and remove soil.

4. Place soil next to hole (kinda like digging a post hole).

5. Repeat steps 1 through 4 until an acceptable grave is dug.

6. Place Stinky in grave.

7. Return soil to hole, covering Stinky.

8. Compact soil firmly but not so firmly as to show disrespect to Stinky.

Note: Grave marker stones are a nice touch but will make future gardening difficult.

You left out 6.5. Placing a few ears of corn in the grave. But thanks, I'll print that out.

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