Clumber Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 I hate to piss off the animal rights people, so I spray my fruits and veggies before they are invaded. Now if some bug decides to stop by for a quick snack and goes belly up, well he did it not me. It would sorta be like Ol Jake standing guard in the corn patch at night. Iffin Ol Stinky is brave enough to try and sneak by Ol Jake, well Brad cant be held responsible for the consequenses. Assuming that Stinky doesn't have a little chat with Ol Jake about opposable thumbs and free access to dog food.... clever damn things you know. Bribery is well within their scheming. Link to post Share on other sites
ANF grousin Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 So you are thinking..... like me....... stinky and jake are smarter then Brad. Link to post Share on other sites
rprovines Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 So you are thinking..... like me....... stinky and jake are smarter then Brad. ...don't forget the deer. Link to post Share on other sites
Irish Joe Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 I thought you did a nice job on your garden sign, it's hard to stay inside the lines with those big fat kindergarten crayons. Link to post Share on other sites
rprovines Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 I thought you did a nice job on your garden sign, it's hard to stay inside the lines with those big fat kindergarten crayons. Oh. I figured his wife made the signs thinking at least one of them should be doing something proactive. Link to post Share on other sites
ANF grousin Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 Corn must be getting ripe, Stinky is getting serious Link to post Share on other sites
bosco mctavitch Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 You guys are ALL in for it. I knows better and I got a whole garden full of veges too--I ain't callin' that coon "stinky"...he's MR. Stinky to me! Link to post Share on other sites
Brad Eden Posted July 20, 2010 Author Share Posted July 20, 2010 My corn ears are just starting to form. I saw where one was torn from a stalk for inspection. Could it be? Can't he read!? Link to post Share on other sites
bosco mctavitch Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 My corn ears are just starting to form. I saw where one was torn from a stalk for inspection. Could it be? Can't he read!? Perhaps if you showed him more respect he'd be open to having a conversation with you about it. I'm sure he'd be willing to strike a deal...free dog food in return for the safety of your corn/marriage. Link to post Share on other sites
mshowman Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 I haven't had any problems with coons at my place since I started sneaking cat food under the neighbor's porch. Link to post Share on other sites
rprovines Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 That backhoe is quicker'n sweetcorn through a 'coon. Link to post Share on other sites
Brad Eden Posted July 20, 2010 Author Share Posted July 20, 2010 That backhoe is quicker'n sweetcorn through a 'coon. Holes happen when someone injects politics into the corn patch. Link to post Share on other sites
rprovines Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 That backhoe is quicker'n sweetcorn through a 'coon. Holes happen when someone injects politics into the corn patch. Hell, that there weren't no politics, that were good ole all around grabasserie. Link to post Share on other sites
PartridgeCartridge Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 That backhoe is quicker'n sweetcorn through a 'coon. Holes happen when someone injects politics into the corn patch. Hell, that there weren't no politics, that were good ole all around grabasserie. Dang. I missed it. Did it have anything to do with the recent coon problem plaguing Maine? Link to post Share on other sites
upstate Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 caught these two rascals the night after killing about 20 pigeons. Link to post Share on other sites
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