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Dakota Dogman

Had a major wasp problem going on last year.  Wasn't paying attention and ended up with 3 nests on the house (1 size of orange & building, big one was bigger than a watermelon all stuffed up in a corner.

Raid Wasp & Hornet is the only way to go (IMO)  Took 3 cans with me for the big one because I wanted to make sure I didn't run out.  Early on a cool / dew morning, just start spraying that enterance, they will try to come out, but you can also take them out of the air with the second (left hand can).  Took out the 3 nests without a sting... Think ours are called a Bald faced hornet.

Then again I saw dad do it with yellowjackets one day.  They had a nest on his tractor; first round he got hit 3 times.  Second time he had fire shooting through their tube and long beyond.    :p

Good Luck / God Bless

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Grouse Gunner

When I was a kid we once took a bucket of baseballs, stood a good ways away and started to heave them at the nest until we finally hit it.

All was well until we went to go pick up the balls a little too soon. I think I got it six or seven times.

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if you dress up like a wasp, im fairly certain with your size they'll consider you their new "queen" and then you can bring down their world, hehe

Not a bad idea...

hornetsnestwithapopawasp.jpg

Damn that is funny I haven't burst out laughling like that in a long time it felt good

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DennisMcFeely
Get you a box o' them RST #10 shot, yell at the top of your lungs, "Look out, they're comin' right for us" and start blasting away using your son as a loader.
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You are the guy who coaches shooting right?  I would think you could put a load of #8's into that thing from 20 yards.  Then after the covey flush you can follow up on singles!

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if you dress up like a wasp, im fairly certain with your size they'll consider you their new "queen" and then you can bring down their world, hehe

Not a bad idea...

hornetsnestwithapopawasp.jpg

Damn that is funny I haven't burst out laughling like that in a long time it felt good

I'm sitting here cackling uncontrolablly in my office. People here already think I'm crazy, but this is adding to that whole personna.

LMAO ROTF PMP!!!

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Its a simple fix in realty. First you must build a sacrificial fire under the above offenders home. Then you must then hire a Voodoo queen that is a direct decedent of Marie Laveau to act as on Oracle and have her summon Li Grand Zombi. He shall grant you the powerful Gris Gris to be mixed in a brown beverage of you choice.

Next you must climb the ladder, you must do this a night at exactly 4:37, and charm the offenders with all of you midgetness. Once you have gained their trust they will allow you to suck them up in a shop vac. If sucking is not you thing, you can try blowing.

After the vacuum take a CO2 Fire extinguisher and hose the  holy Calderon of hell down and gently preform the sacred voodoo dance know as the Hokey Pookey on top of the ladder till the nest freezes. Then and only then you may have another sip of the magic elixir.

Now here is the hard part, you must go and find a crack head, you know one of those guys that wash your windows for a dime, you know like Timmy. Enchant the crackhead with a 40oz Of old E and some oregano(he will never know the difference.  He must do the crackhead dance 5 times in the shape of the devils sign. He must then go and steal a goat. This goat is the sacrifice to Li Grand Zombi for his help. Tie both the crackhead and  goat underneath the gates of hell and then, and only then you may poke it hard with sick. AT THAT TIME, I cannot stress this enough, get in you midget mobile and drive to you local Waffle House while singing the below song.

   St. Peter, St Peter, open the door,

   I’m callin’ you, come to me!

   St. Peter, St Peter, open the door,

   Papa Legba, open the gate for me, Ago-e

   Ativon Legba, open the gate for me;

   The gate for me, papa, so that I may enter the temple

   On my way back, I shall thank you for this favor

Chuck

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I use my beekeeping suit to get rid of these.  I feel like Ironman with the little mad dudes gathered on the outside wishing they could sting me.  

For the cost of some bug netting you could make one.  Get a wide-brimmed hat, drape the netting over this and tuck it into the neck of a set of coveralls.  Wear heavy clothing under the coveralls.  Put on a set of leather gloves and boots.  Then have someone duct tape the neck, wrists, and ankles.  

Then take out the little devils like the hippie chick suggested.  For extra fun, use a shop vac to suck up any that escape during the  bagging.  

I pull honey bee hives out of houses for $150, hornets I do for free.

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I bet that you could increase your "upland tradition" if you shoot the nest with both barrels of your fanciest gun.

That is what I would do...

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