Personal Mottos

[Skybuster]

"Hell hath no wrath as a hooker with a press agent." Frank Sinatra. or... "The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits."

[2shot]

"Life sucks. Wear a helmet"

"The best things in life aren't things"

[Tiger MT's Carter]

"The sun don’t shine on the same dog’s ass all of the time."

[Rockdoc]

I like my late wife's motto and it pretty much sums up how she actually lived life as well.

Approach life like you do a yellow light – RUN IT!

[Jack L]

I have two;

"There's an ass for every saddle"

and

"It's tough to sit in your own s*it".

[max2]

One to this day I follow.

If you have nothing nice to say, say nothing at all

[WhatsDaPoint]

when I see 5 weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards. That's my policy.

[Lucky Dog]

Why do today, what you can put off till tomorrow.

[welsh]

"As great as you are, man, you'll never be greater than yourself."

(Bob Dylan)

[Field Grade]

Like that Dylan quote, from 'High Water,' if memory serves.

You could find quite a bit of off-center logic in Dylan.

Not Dylan, but these two come back to me quite often:

Get it while you can

'When I wake up in the mornin

I know it's gonna be good

When I stick out my elbows

And they don't bump wood'

-Bill Kirchen

[Dakota Dogman]

Ezra 7:10

God Bless,

[dogrunner]

No matter how much you wiggle or how much you dance the last few drops end up in your pants.

[valuman]

Unless you're the lead dog, the view never changes.

If you bend over in front of the wrong person, you're gonna take it in the a$$

Follow the path with heart.

[Virgil Kane]

No matter how much you wiggle or how much you dance the last few drops end up in your pants.

And adding to this.

If your hose is to short or your pump to weak,

better stand closer or you'll pi** on your feet.

 

Virgil

[Spin]

"Smile! It kills time between disasters"