Skybuster Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 "Hell hath no wrath as a hooker with a press agent." Frank Sinatra. or... "The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." Link to post Share on other sites
2shot Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 "Life sucks. Wear a helmet" "The best things in life aren't things" Link to post Share on other sites
Tiger MT's Carter Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 "The sun don’t shine on the same dog’s ass all of the time." Link to post Share on other sites
Rockdoc Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 I like my late wife's motto and it pretty much sums up how she actually lived life as well. Approach life like you do a yellow light – RUN IT! Link to post Share on other sites
Jack L Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 I have two; "There's an ass for every saddle" and "It's tough to sit in your own s*it". Link to post Share on other sites
max2 Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 One to this day I follow. If you have nothing nice to say, say nothing at all Link to post Share on other sites
WhatsDaPoint Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 when I see 5 weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards. That's my policy. Link to post Share on other sites
Lucky Dog Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 Why do today, what you can put off till tomorrow. Link to post Share on other sites
welsh Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 "As great as you are, man, you'll never be greater than yourself." (Bob Dylan) Link to post Share on other sites
Field Grade Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 Like that Dylan quote, from 'High Water,' if memory serves. You could find quite a bit of off-center logic in Dylan. Not Dylan, but these two come back to me quite often: Get it while you can 'When I wake up in the mornin I know it's gonna be good When I stick out my elbows And they don't bump wood' -Bill Kirchen Link to post Share on other sites
Dakota Dogman Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 Ezra 7:10 God Bless, Link to post Share on other sites
dogrunner Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 No matter how much you wiggle or how much you dance the last few drops end up in your pants. Link to post Share on other sites
valuman Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 Unless you're the lead dog, the view never changes. If you bend over in front of the wrong person, you're gonna take it in the a$$ Follow the path with heart. Link to post Share on other sites
Virgil Kane Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 No matter how much you wiggle or how much you dance the last few drops end up in your pants. And adding to this. If your hose is to short or your pump to weak, better stand closer or you'll pi** on your feet. Virgil Link to post Share on other sites
Spin Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 "Smile! It kills time between disasters" Link to post Share on other sites
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