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Ok got this from a book Bill Tarrant + Delmar Smith.... kinda made it into a joke form ....       Dude has a dog , it gets outta the pen and gets hit on the road by the house, he is distraught and takes the dog to the vet. Vet says”let me take him back and check him”  .... few minuets later he comes back and says “ Sorry sir but the only thing I can say is euthanasia “ Dude says “ How can kids in China help?” 

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2 minutes ago, Big Al said:

Why did the chicken cross the road?  

 

Too prove to the armadillo it could be done.

Now that is funny.

Darn dillos...the season is near upon me.

I have a new tool for dispatching...darn things tear up the yard something fierce.

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Just now, john mcg said:

Now that is funny.

Darn dillos...the season is near upon me.

I have a new tool for dispatching...darn things tear up the yard something fierce.

They are definitely a pest.  Our neighbors had one get under their house and they had a heck of a time getting it out.

 

Northerners should probably change it to raccoons.

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The brother of a famous dentist was hit by a car. The dentist was called to the hospital and found his brother lying comatose in bed, with the figure of death looming over him. Pleading for his brother's life, the dentist asked death if he could trade places and spare his sibling. Death declined the request, but said, "You may challenge me to any contest, and if you win, I will let your brother live." 

The dentist, confident in his profession, challenged death to a tooth-brushing contest, which the dentist handily won.

Upon waking from his coma, the brother said, "You wouldn't believe it: I was walking down the road, and the next thing you know, it felt like I was in another dimension. I thought I was a goner--it was this close!"

The dentist replied, "I, too, had a brush with death."

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1 hour ago, john mcg said:

What do you call a butterfly without wings?

I assume "butter" and a fly without wings is called a walk

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4 minutes ago, ccavacini said:

I assume "butter" and a fly without wings is called a walk

Yes--a Butterwalk.

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On 1/26/2019 at 8:47 PM, rudyc said:

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