walt lister Posted February 5, 2019 Share Posted February 5, 2019 I ordered a chicken and an egg today from amazon. I'll let you know. Link to post Share on other sites
Possumtown Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 Ok got this from a book Bill Tarrant + Delmar Smith.... kinda made it into a joke form .... Dude has a dog , it gets outta the pen and gets hit on the road by the house, he is distraught and takes the dog to the vet. Vet says”let me take him back and check him” .... few minuets later he comes back and says “ Sorry sir but the only thing I can say is euthanasia “ Dude says “ How can kids in China help?” Link to post Share on other sites
Big Al Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 Why did the chicken cross the road? Too prove to the armadillo it could be done. Link to post Share on other sites
john mcg Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 2 minutes ago, Big Al said: Why did the chicken cross the road? Too prove to the armadillo it could be done. Now that is funny. Darn dillos...the season is near upon me. I have a new tool for dispatching...darn things tear up the yard something fierce. Link to post Share on other sites
Big Al Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 Just now, john mcg said: Now that is funny. Darn dillos...the season is near upon me. I have a new tool for dispatching...darn things tear up the yard something fierce. They are definitely a pest. Our neighbors had one get under their house and they had a heck of a time getting it out. Northerners should probably change it to raccoons. Link to post Share on other sites
ESSNovice Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 The brother of a famous dentist was hit by a car. The dentist was called to the hospital and found his brother lying comatose in bed, with the figure of death looming over him. Pleading for his brother's life, the dentist asked death if he could trade places and spare his sibling. Death declined the request, but said, "You may challenge me to any contest, and if you win, I will let your brother live." The dentist, confident in his profession, challenged death to a tooth-brushing contest, which the dentist handily won. Upon waking from his coma, the brother said, "You wouldn't believe it: I was walking down the road, and the next thing you know, it felt like I was in another dimension. I thought I was a goner--it was this close!" The dentist replied, "I, too, had a brush with death." Link to post Share on other sites
Big Al Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 A horse goes into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face"? Link to post Share on other sites
john mcg Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 What do you call a butterfly without wings? Link to post Share on other sites
ccavacini Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 1 hour ago, john mcg said: What do you call a butterfly without wings? I assume "butter" and a fly without wings is called a walk Link to post Share on other sites
john mcg Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 4 minutes ago, ccavacini said: I assume "butter" and a fly without wings is called a walk Yes--a Butterwalk. 🙂 Link to post Share on other sites
MAArcher Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 On 1/26/2019 at 8:47 PM, rudyc said: Link to post Share on other sites
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