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Rogue Hunter

Sven and Ole take the evening flight from Duluth to Sioux Falls for the pheasant opener. Ten minutes into the flight, the pilot announces that an engine has quit and the flight will be an hour late. Half hour later, pilot comes back on the intercom and announces a second engine has failed, but they still have one engine left, but now, the flight will be two hours late. Sven looks over at Ole and says, "Boy, I hope that last engine doesn't quit or we could be up here all night".

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topdog1961

I’ve told this one here before, hopefully not in this thread:

 

A guy sits at a bar all evening drinking. Finally the bartender tells him he has to cut him off. The guy hollers “Cut me off....cut me off...if I’m so drunk, how can I see that one eyed cat walking in the door over there?”  

 

The bartender replied “That cat’s leaving.”  

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sharptail grouse

Pheasant hunting in my part of MT this year.

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On 10/16/2019 at 9:57 AM, topdog1961 said:

I’ve told this one here before, hopefully not in this thread:

 

A guy sits at a bar all evening drinking. Finally the bartender tells him he has to cut him off. The guy hollers “Cut me off....cut me off...if I’m so drunk, how can I see that one eyed cat walking in the door over there?”  

 

The bartender replied “That cat’s leaving.”  

Took me awhile😁

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Jazz4Brazo

2 days is more than awhile 😄😄

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Rockdoc

A man walks into a dermatologist’s office with a frog growing off the end of his nose. The dermatologist takes one look and says “Ohmygawd, what an ugly growth! When did it start?” The frog looks at him and says “You’re not going to believe this doc, but it started a year ago as a wart on my arse!”

Steve

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MNice

Say this one today...

 

Two blondes are in a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water. A game warden comes up behind them, taps them on the shoulder and says, "Excuse me, ladies, I'd like to see your fishing licenses."
"We don't have any." replied the first woman.
"Well, if your going to fish, you need fishing licenses." said the game warden.
"But officer," replied the second girl, "we aren't fishing. All we have are magnets at the end of our lines and we're collecting debris off the bottom of the river."
The game warden lifted up the lines and, sure enough, there were horseshoe magnets tied on the end of each line. "Well, I know of no law against it," shrugged the game warden, "take all the debris you want." And with that, the game warden left.
As soon as he was out of sight, the women started laughing hysterically.

 

"What a dumb Fish Cop! Doesn't he know that there are steelheads in this river?!"

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