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Geoff Roznak
On 11/5/2019 at 8:29 AM, WI Outdoor Nut said:

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Our female Brittany, now four, did that to our male, now gone...it was hilarious...She'd drape herself across him when she was three...and full grown...

 

Doesn't work witht he Setter...he won't put up with it.

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tut

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walt lister
6 hours ago, tut said:

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Or that old guy in the mirror!

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topdog1961
3 minutes ago, walt lister said:

 

Or that old guy in the mirror!

 

I’d be happy to look that young, minus the tatts. 

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tut
3 hours ago, topdog1961 said:

 

I’d be happy to look that young, minus the tatts. 

 

I'd be happy to look that young with the tatts.  I'd just wear long sleeves. 

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steveziv

A cabbie picks up a Nun.

She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome
cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring.

He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't
want to offend you."

She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When
you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as
I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about
everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could
say or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1,
you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says,
"Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"

"OK," the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."

The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush and then
a whole lot more.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

"My dear child," says the nun, "why are you crying?"

"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess,
I'm married and I'm Jewish."

The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and
I'm going to a Halloween party."

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SxSetter

Went to a Zoo outside a small town near our family cottage last summer.  All they had was one dog.  It was a Shih Tzu....

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tut

So true.  

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airmedic1

A cowboy and his horse walk into a bar.  The bartender asks the cowboy “what will you have”?  The cowboy replies “whiskey “.  The bartender turns to the horse and says “why the long face”?

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