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E Pointer

best bumper sticker ever

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sideby
"Vegetarian--Indian word for bad hunter"

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Guest

best one I ever saw was on the back of an old beat up Cutlass.

The drivers side has serious suspension problems. It was about 4"s lower than the passenger side.

The woman driving the car filled up about 2/3 of the front seat.

She had a bumper sticker that said "Never Eat More Than You Can Lift"

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Chukarman

Popular in Oregon after the spotted owl 'crisis'...

Sierra Club - Kiss my axe.

From California...

Be thankful you don't get all the government you pay for!

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Irish Joe
What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it's all about?

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topdog1961

Not a bumbper sticker but I still remember the large panel truck from a well drilling company that advertised:

"Your Hole is Our Goal"

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Cubby

My personal favourite:

If God didn't want us to eat animals, why did He make them out of meat!

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psu4str
"My kid has more chromosomes than yours"

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dblfever
Not a bumper sticker but written in the very dirty back window of a car ahead of me was this jewel........"I WISH MY WIFE WAS AS DIRTY AS MY CAR"

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Uplander

Stashed away somewhere I have a "My Springer Spaniel is Smarter Than Your Honor Student" bumper sticker.

I really should slap it on the bumper....

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Sheepeagle
"I'm not a complete idiot...I have parts missing."

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ScottGrush

Not a bumper sticker but  on a button worn by a hot young snow bunny at some long ago beer tent snow carnival.....

The button was pinned to her coat and had very small writing, I had to walk up close and get in her "space" to read it.

It read, "Nosy little f**ker aren't you".

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Too Dogs
Not a bumper sticker but  on a button worn by a hot young snow bunny at some long ago beer tent snow carnival.....

The button was pinned to her coat and had very small writing, I had to walk up close and get in her "space" to read it.

It read, "Nosy little f**ker aren't you".

OK Scott...and just where were you pressing your nose?-Too Dogs

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Guest

I just saw this one this morning:  "If you aint the lead dog the scenery never changes"

As far as truck signs go I saw the following on a septic tank "honey wagon":  "You think your job stinks?"

Dave

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frugal pointer

"Do not start with me, you will not win."

"Consciousness, the annoying time between naps"

"Friends help you move, real friends help you move bodies"

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ScottGrush
"Friends help you move, real friends help you move bodies"

Love that one.

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