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best bumper sticker ever

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ScottGrush
Not a bumper sticker but  on a button worn by a hot young snow bunny at some long ago beer tent snow carnival.....

The button was pinned to her coat and had very small writing, I had to walk up close and get in her "space" to read it.

It read, "Nosy little f**ker aren't you".

OK Scott...and just where were you pressing your nose?-Too Dogs

Upper left breast region.....oh those were the days.  :D

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Bearkat
"Friends help you move, real friends help you move bodies"

I like that one.  Do we need a SHTF bumper sticker thread?

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Guest

My favorite was the first political bumber sticker for both parties.

It was "Run Hillary Run".

The Republicans placed it on the front bumber and the Democrats on the back bumber.

Just thought it was funny not trying to turn this political.

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nickwilliams

Saw this one today in the peoples republic of Madison, Wi  

I'M AGAINST THE NEXT WAR ALREADY

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Snipeaholic

After the 2000 election:

I'll bet you vote next time hippie!

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fl quail guy

My favorite was

"YOUR HONOR STUDENT SMOKES POT WITH MY KID"

I saw this on the bumper of a new Mercedes 600 SL...Classic.

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Tango2

Man,

These are some hilarious stickers..what a great thread !

T2

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Bearkat
After the 2000 election:

I'll bet you vote next time hippie!

And they did. :down:

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Ben Hong
"If a man says something in the forest and no woman hears him, is he still wrong"?

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River19

On the back of a local septic truck

"We're #1 in a #2 Business"

Steve

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North Dakota Hntr

Really not that funny but at the time it made me chuckle.

Hot biker chick at the Sturgeus South Dakota Bike rally. On the back of her very small T Shirt.

"F#$k you, you F#$k%&g F#$K

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Bloodhound

My all time fav

"A cat will almost always blink when hit in the head with a balpeen hammer"

I also like the...

"I got a gun for my wife...good trade huh"

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MissEmAll

Another biker t-shirt.....

"If you can read this, the B*tch fell off!"

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gungho
"First Iraq, then France"

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KYWindage
Only seen once: "This is national Sex Week.  Give till it Hurts!"

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