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best bumper sticker ever

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River19

Best T-Shirt ever seen myself was on a hot bartender in NYC it said:

"I'm too drunk to F$%&......just lick it"

Frankly, we all enjoyed her company that evening behind the bar........she made good, uh, drinks.

Steve

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Uplander
My all time fav

"A cat will almost always blink when hit in the head with a balpeen hammer"

Oh man, that made me laugh out loud!   :laugh:

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Irish Joe

This was on a sticker I had on an old motorcycle helmet;

Our lips met passionately..........and then she closed her legs and broke my glasses

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mike campbell

1978 - "Nuke Unborn Gay Whales"

2008 -  "Aw, hell...we survived Jimmy Carter, didn't we?"

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gungho
2008 -  "Aw, hell...we survived Jimmy Carter, didn't we?"

nice, I may print some of those up

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partagas

I know a group that was handing out bumperstickers pre-November 4 that said "This one is not voting for That one."

"I'll show your President the same respect you showed mine."

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Guest

Seen on the back of a truck in Jackson Hole:

"If God didn't want us to eat animals, how come he made them out of meat?"

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Longrifle

On the back of a red Miata, driven by an attractive girl in Phoenix.

"I need a good laugh, show me your penis"

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mshowman

Two that I used to have back in the 70s.

Candy is dandy but sex won't rot your teeth.

Put something fun between your legs, a Kawasaki.

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Guest

Another one seen on the back of a truck in Wy (woman driver):

"If you're going to ride my ass, you better pull my hair."

Wow.  :p

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sxsneubaum

My favorite is an oldie.  

"Too many stupid people.  Too few comets."

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ScottGrush

Keep Honking

I'm reloading.

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Cooter Brown

From my lumber dealer:

                                EARTH FIRST!!!

                      We'll log the other planets later

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autoloader

Seen this one on a truck from Wyoming

Enjoy Wyoming

Now go home and take a Wolf with you

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BradSouth
I had a few nasty ones on my motocycle helmet " If you can read this the Bit%h fell off" and " How can something bleed for seven days and never die!"

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